Me: Did you get the lawn mowed last night?
Me: Wow. I'm surprised. I thought it got dark on you.
Husband: Nope, I got it done.
Me: There were geese in the back. Maybe they were eating the trimmings.
Husband: Oh, I didn't do the back.
Me: You didn't do the back?
Me: What about the sides?
Husband: Nope. Just the front.
Me: Just the front?
Me: That's not getting the lawn mowed.
Husband: Yes, it is. The front's the important part.
Me: (long pause) So you didn't really get the lawn mowed.
Husband: If you make dinner and there's no salad and dessert, can I say that you didn't really make dinner?